There's something about heights that will forever terrify me. I don't recall any traumatizing experiences with heights as a kid or anything, and I'm not even sure what scares me about it (the fear of falling, maybe?). Either way, feeling this small and close to danger blows my mind in the worst way. Enter the Sears Tower Skydeck.
103 stories off the ground? An inch and a half of glass for support? I could see how some people would enjoy it...kind of. I might as well save the admission fee and just sit in a room full of spiders and circus clowns with the lights off. NO THANKS, I'LL PASS.
Pampers got it right, and they've been doing it for years. Why advertise to the parents? Talk to the kids, man.
I mean, come on. Aren't you frustrated with your diaper leaking, little guy? Obviously you want some flexibility AND five-star protection.
What else could you possibly be thinking about? Food? Something to occupy your hands and teeth? Hell no. It's about your diapers. Dude, you've got a juice tasting party with your coworkers this Saturday and heaven forbid you have to wear those cheapie off-brands. Trust me. Remember last week? You didn't have your Feel n' Learn's on, you totally wet yourself, and lost your chance at a nap date with Jenny, didn't you? SO embarrassing.
It's a good thing these ads are aimed at you, kiddo. Now go put "buy some Pampers" on your To-Do list and get back to your fake mowing. You've got mouths to feed.
