Touche, Microsoft.

You win. You made a wicked-clever commercial, had my jaw on the floor and then slapped me across the face. Way to downplay your brand until the end, you bastards. That was a kicker (and smart, too).

And now I'm blogging about it, spreading your brilliant advertisement even further across the interweb. I hope you're happy.



(Wasn't that good, though?)

Some of my favorite men are also other things

Steve Carell is a stick of gum!


Jeremy Piven is tequila!


Zach Braff is water!
http://www.purwater.com/voiceofwater/

Chris Parnell is a huge talking glove!

(Denis Leary is also a truck, but I like the commercials more than I like him).

What's with all the selling out, fellas?

Don't worry...I still love you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take this Cuervo shot and finish making my Hamburger Helper.