Faceplague

Recently, the "25 Random Facts About Me" has been running rampant on facebook like smoke in lil Mikey's lungs. So, to avoid unfriendville, here are 25 things about me for you to digest off the (face)books. No send-this-to-25-friends, no tagging, no nonsense. Read it or don't.

1. I have texture issues with certain foodstuffs. See: tomatoes.
2. I strongly considered applying for a job as a I Can Has Cheezburger? moderator. Srsly.
3. Few things agitate me more than poor grammar, which is ironic considering #2.
4. When crisis strikes, dancing trumps all other remedies.
5. Talking on the phone is a mild phobia of mine. Unexplainable, really.
6. Techno music drives my work sessions.
   
7. Acoustic and metal music work my drive sessions.
8. I am severely directionally challenged. Even with written directions, spoken directions, and a hand-drawn-to-scale detailed map and I will probably STILL get lost.
   
9. Things I have done in the past: piano, violin, soccer, acting, choir, gymnastics and dance. I miss all of them.
   
10. Shopping is my nemesis. I will wear my clothes/shoes/accessories until they are completely falling apart.
    
11. I tap my feet on the pedals to the music whilst driving. EXTREME.
12. I very much enjoy public speaking and wish I had more opportunities to do it.
13. The first CD I ever bought was Alanis Morrisette's "Jagged Little Pill."
14. Sweatpants rule. Changing into a pair is, without a doubt, my top priority when I come home for the day.
    
15. Dream jobs: frontwoman for a metal band or a Sportscenter anchor.
    
16. I never walk up the stairs...I hop.
17. I buy a gallon of milk for myself every week.
18. My favorite color right now is deep turquoise. This is likely to change next week.
    
19. I sleeptalk often, sleepwalk occasionally.
    
20. I've seen all my favorite comedians live, save for Mitch Hedberg (RIP). And maybe Dane Cook before he turned into a d-bag.
21. Arrogance + Ignorance = My metaphorical fist in your face
22. I've never been stung by a bee, nor broken a bone. *knocks on wood*
23. However, I have suffered from mono, dry socket, eye surgery and whooping cough. Tasty!
24. NYC, Dallas, Galveston and Wichita will always be close to my heart.
25. Confidence is something I have way too much of sometimes...I'm working on that one.